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Store closed next week; The Farmette open!

Heads up, everyone...
The Store is going to be CLOSED starting Monday, October 28 and will reopen Wednesday, November 6.

The Farmette will be open for lunch normal hours, however (Wednesday-Sunday, 11a-3p).

Yes, that's a really long time to be closed... But we…

F & M professor disappears mysteriously!


October 25, 2013

The history and ancient manuscript professor who was called on to inspect the "Book of the Dead" at Tellus360 has mysteriously disappeared from his campus office. Last Wednesday Professor Noetal was seen in his office at 1pm…

All Records of Former Blood Plasma Center located at 24 East King Street Vanished!


October 23, 2013

Records of the former blood plasma center located at Tellus360 have vanished without a trace. In routine follow up on the homicide at Tellus360, I tried to reached out to the former Blood Plasma Center that used…

A Note from Joe: Interview with the Mayor

When I first was introduced to Mayor Gray I was walking from market. Gail and Mayor Gray were doing the same. My first impression was this guy can’t be a politician – he seems cool and sincere. He seems genuine…

Devoy breaks silence


October 20, 2013

Tellus360 owner Joe Devoy has finally offered a public comment concerning the ongoing investigation of a homicide on the premises.

“Halloween, an ancient Irish festival, is one that is very important to us. This Halloween in particular is…

A Note from Joe: Liquor license, Halloween party & The Book of the Dead

Folks it's with great regret I write to tell you we still have not been able to get our hands on our liquor license. We started this process about a year ago and just can’t seem to get it to…

Inspector Michael Caruthers mysteriously disappears!


October 16, 2013

Inspector Michael Caruthers, a 23-year veteran of Lancaster PD, has mysteriously disappeared. This morning, good friend Mick Wallace came to pick up Caruthers for the pair's weekly morning round of golf only to find the front door…

75% off sale starts on Saturday!

Don't let this beautiful weather we've been having fool ya – the seasons are a-changing. Pretty soon, the trees will start changing colors and shedding their leaves as the fall air turns from chilly to brisk to downright cold. Trust…

Devoy aggressive in refusal to talk!

October 11, 2013

On a rainy Friday morning, a visibly shaken Joseph Devoy refused to answer questions in relation to the finding of “The Book of the Dead” or regarding the Tellus360 basement murder. When asked for comment, the shop's…

“Book of the Dead” is Authentic

October 9, 2013

In a press conference today, Inspector Caruthers verified that an historian and ancient manuscripts specialist from Franklin and Marshall College has confirmed that the “Book of the Dead” found at Tellus360 during construction is, in fact, of…