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A world where anything is possible!

I have a dream that I live in a world where anything is possible, A world where people are more important than corporations, a world where there is enough for everyone and not just a few.  I have a dream…

A Note From Joe: Irish Drama in Lancaster

And the conversation started out innocently:

Kev: “Did you know my Dad is a member of the Kilmeen Drama group and they have three All Irelands for drama?”

Joe: “No, I didn’t, that’s great we should get them out some time to perform…

Joe Poops a Lot Devoy!

So as I sit here drinking a blob of green murky gunk that resembles “the slime people – up from the bowels of the earth” (more about bowels later). I am three days in. I strongly recommend Googling "the slime…

Police incorrect in report of homicide at Tellus360

October 29, 2013

At a City press confidence this morning, Inspector Sean O’ Byrne stated that the previous reports that a body was found in Tellus360 were incorrect. Citing the findings from a diagnostic test performed at a local crime…

Veteran reporter Richard Cabeza dies in freak accident

October 28, 2013

It is with great sadness and deep regret we inform you that longtime crime desk reporter, Richard Cabeza, has passed away at the age of 53. Cabeza died due to injuries sustained when his car collided…

Devoy agrees to interview!

Last week I got a call from Devoy's assistant at Tellus360 stating that Devoy had agreed to an interview request.  This is that interview.

Cabeza:         What can you tell us about the body found in Tellus360?

Devoy:  …

F & M professor disappears mysteriously!


October 25, 2013

The history and ancient manuscript professor who was called on to inspect the "Book of the Dead" at Tellus360 has mysteriously disappeared from his campus office. Last Wednesday Professor Noetal was seen in his office at 1pm…

All Records of Former Blood Plasma Center located at 24 East King Street Vanished!


October 23, 2013

Records of the former blood plasma center located at Tellus360 have vanished without a trace. In routine follow up on the homicide at Tellus360, I tried to reached out to the former Blood Plasma Center that used…

Devoy breaks silence


October 20, 2013

Tellus360 owner Joe Devoy has finally offered a public comment concerning the ongoing investigation of a homicide on the premises.

“Halloween, an ancient Irish festival, is one that is very important to us. This Halloween in particular is…

Inspector Michael Caruthers mysteriously disappears!


October 16, 2013

Inspector Michael Caruthers, a 23-year veteran of Lancaster PD, has mysteriously disappeared. This morning, good friend Mick Wallace came to pick up Caruthers for the pair's weekly morning round of golf only to find the front door…