The Morn of Christmas Day

By Joe Weitzel and Joe Devoy

12/24/15

Who would have thunk
We got so drunk
On the morn of Christmas day

Joey D
Plain to see
Falling all over the place

Kevin O’Money
Looking for a honey
Talking to a tree

Uncle Ken
Pissed again
The cock that found the hen

Sam Gorgone
On the Phone
Telling Jen he’s on the way

Who would have thunk
We got so drunk
On the morn of Christmas day

Joe P
We all agree
Stories can’t be told

Corty Byron
Left the fryer on
Looking for the bathroom key

Max G
Talking to me
Whoaaaaaaaa

Katie Davis
Please Save us
We’re flushing down the bowl

Who would have thunk
We got so drunk
On the morn of Christmas day

Bill Speak Man
I know you can
Eggnog out the ears

Donal Og
A big lump of a rogue
Grizzly bear hugs for all

Nicky the Patriot
Bashful and shy
To all the young ladies
A twinkling eye

Rebecca at first
Let everyone through
Drinking with thirst
For the usual crew

Who would have thunk
We got so drunk
On the morn of Christmas day

Duncan McCrae
Dinking all day
Laughing like Christmas Day

Rasta don’t care
When the red stripe there
Happy Christmas to all
And to all good night

Brandon leaned on the bar back keen
On finding a love of his own
But his love was fair
And she pulled his hair
He thought he was
Bad to the bone

Jenny was dimpled and dappled and fine
She held like a queen behind bars and signs
Her countenance royal, her smile benign
May every lad in the bar resign

Who would have thunk
We got so drunk
On the morn of Christmas day

Dave and Bria took a leap
Through the air without a care
Bria came down a sleep

Mike Ruby
Fixing windows with wood
Drinking as much Murphy’s as he could

Terence Reed
Cooking the feed
God bless to all, to all good night

Lindsay Graham
Watching over the feast
Sleep in heavenly peace

Who would have thunk
We got so drunk
On the morn of Christmas day

Jovon
The Milklersville Don
A pirate talking love

Zach Krause
Drinking like he owns the house
Slides through quiet as a mouse
Don’t step on the grass Uncle Sam
Stay true to the Tellus fam

And hospital Joe
Clawing at the door
Another Guinness
Just one more

Willie Marble
MouthWash and Gargle
Makers hit the mark

Who would have thunk
We got so drunk
On the morn of Christmas day

Tyler Golden
To Mary beholden
Swimming in a whiskey glass

Bredan Joyce
That’s my choice
Chasing drunks around

Michael Tymon
Rhyming simon
Painting pints of Murph

Jake the Snake
Sunrise at 2 pm
Just curious
Time for a dump
And Marlboro
Let it begin

Who would have thunk
We got so drunk
On the morn of Christmas day