Kids Ban in Tellus360
After careful consideration and a lot of soul searching we have decided to go kid free at the store. Not that we don’t like kids, they are OK, we are just sick of them breaking stuff. It was only last week that we saw two of the little feckers playing catch with one of the glass bowls. The week before we actually saw one of them picking their nose and wipe it on one of our tables and when we said hello mister nose picker his parents laughed at us like we were joking and went on to tell us how flippin cute their little Johnny is.
So I regret to say, not really that much regret, no more Kids at Tellus360, well other than ourselves of course. I hope this doesn’t cause you too much inconvenience but it doesn’t really bother me too much either way. Also scroll down and see another one of our pet peeves.
So we would also like to take this time to wish you a very happy and child friendly April 1st or as us kids rather April Fools ya big ejjit!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10 Comments
Don Blyler III
April 1, 2012 11:10 pm
HA HA HA HA!!!
you guys are great!
mimi
April 2, 2012 12:34 am
loe April Fools and yes all of us are kidz!! xoxox
linda
April 2, 2012 2:25 am
good one!
cindy ross
April 2, 2012 2:33 am
love it- you had me fooled- thought- wow- a metaphormic change here- they should talk- playbabies that THEY ARE!
Remember- “You don’t quit playing because you grow old, you grow old because you quit playing.”
don’t stop.
Matt
April 2, 2012 2:59 am
It wouldn’t have to be this way if parents would just act like parents.
Michael Sheely
April 2, 2012 4:03 am
WOW, for a minute there I was afraid that I couldn’t come into the store again!
Anne Kirby
April 2, 2012 4:46 am
Thanks for the laugh!
Sue Schonman
April 2, 2012 6:51 pm
You had me. And frankly, I was ok with it!
Brenda Sweet
April 3, 2012 4:25 am
Best April fool’s joke of 2012! At first, I was like… “oh no…they must be my kids!!” ;) Thanks!
diane
April 4, 2012 1:59 am
thank you thank you thank you!!!! my cat rudy is better behaved than most kids i’ve observed, and he never picks his nose either. this is what happens when you don’t know how to raise your kids ! ( i’m the kind of person who will correct children in public when they need it— someone’s got to do it, right?) glad you took a stand !!!